if I were a grasshopper 
I'd stay away from every corn popper
instead I'd jump on someone's head 
and get tangled till I was half dead 
then I'd get the hunch 
that it's time for lunch
I'd eat some hair
glad it's not underwear
then I'd sleep 
like a sheep
when the person showered 
I'd fall off the tower
into the drain 
along with the rain