June 30, 2004
A Meeting of Creative Minds
I am finding that writing bots is every bit as rigorous as writing a poem or a work of fiction.
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The Big Why
I am glad that the New Agers didn't invade the conversation about The Art of Happiness last night.
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June 29, 2004
Swerving Thermometer
Are the comparitively large error margins a new thing or has this been happening before?
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June 28, 2004
A Dirty Mouth
Last night, when we went for a walk in Concourse Park, a loudmouth started to scream at a group of teen-aged girls who were goofing off in the children's playground.
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White Blindness at Home
My head turned like a paint mixing rod and I stumbled across the living room, tripping over chairs and cat toys.
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June 27, 2004
Insert A Trite Metaphor About a Corral
When I review these incidents in the light of my own Memorial Day trip to the ER, I remember how stressful these incidents can be not only on the victim (who has the advantage of knowing where the pain is) but on the partner (who is often taken by surprise by these events).
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June 26, 2004
White Horse
Along the Vulture View Trail, we beheld a pale horse, a mare.
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June 25, 2004
The Heroism Trap
Look into the eye of the propagandist and say "I do not buy your dignity-eroding approach. I do not accept you as a creator of heroes."
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A Shakey Prediction
This policy of "Respect through Strength" stands as the greatest American failure in history.
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June 24, 2004
Torture
There is no way to switch the channel.
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June 22, 2004
Lion in Wait?
It was about ten to twenty yards south of the Sleepy Hollow entrance that I saw faint tracks in the dust on the left side of the road.
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Solstice
To everyone, I wish a good Summer Solstice and hope in the months ahead.
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Ashcroft Covers for A Terrorist
It seems to me that the Right is doing what it did during the Reagan years: setting the stage for death squads for the years when they are out of power
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Red, White and Blue Blindfold
The Senate is due to vote on the Federal Marriage Amendment, an invasive, anti-states-rights tumor which the Libertines want to graft onto the U.S. Constitution mostly because it will sell in Kansas and cement their minority rule not only of the White House and also of the Congress.
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Secret Message to the French
Label from a nylon laptop travel bag, made in the USA for sale in France.
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June 21, 2004
Arguments
I'm a fair fighter mostly.
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The Main Divide Road
We went for a hike near Ortega Highway. I got too enthusiastic and decided to avoid the long drive over paved roads and take a short cut by way of Silverado Canyon.
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June 20, 2004
New Bot
What better character to invoke than Descartes Demon?
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June 19, 2004
Trabuco Canyon
The road was harder than the trail.
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Insert Trite Metaphor About A Corral
Happy Blogiversary to me -- almost
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June 18, 2004
How to Make A Joel
They missed a step.
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FDR's Second Bill of Rights
This is the vision of prosperity which the Right has been striving to tear down with its Straussian lies and obfuscations ever since Reagan rode into office on the back of Iranian terrorists.
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June 17, 2004
Resistance: A Found Poem
Press one if you support the resistance.
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June 16, 2004
The "For the Sake of Argument" Argument
Straussian discourse must continually engage us in argument about things already proved so that the interests of the chosen elite will not be threatened.
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June 15, 2004
The Use and Abuse of Scott Speicher
The campaign to free Scott Speicher strikes me as magical thinking in the spirit of the WMDs that repeated American searches have failed to find.
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June 14, 2004
The Fun Argument
Forced fun isn't fun.
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June 13, 2004
Chiquito Basin
We were lost. Or at least, for about five minutes, I dreaded that I had wandered off on the wrong trail.
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Recent Hikes
Today we walked to Chiquito Basin, a descent through oak woodland, chaparral, and meadows steaming with yarrow and buckwheat.
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June 12, 2004
Dubya meets Death
Bots aren't terribly intelligent in the first place, but imagine a bot based on a certain politician.
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Growling
A low growl burbled behind me.
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Bot talk
No comment about those human visitors who can't spell "description"....
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Analogia - Star Power?
Do you think I look like these two guys?
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June 11, 2004
Insert a Trite Metaphor About a Corral
Ronald Reagan's death and legacy topped the blog discussions this week.
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Who are Buffy and Eneagram Anyway?
I keep meaning to put up a quiz, but I can't get the freaking images to work.
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Notes on an Air Evac 6
If you want to see a cross-section of human suffering and human folly, go to an ER on Memorial Day weekend.
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June 10, 2004
Aluminum Locusts
Trail bikers rushing down the Serrano Cow Trail don't stop when the trail is too narrow to hold both them and a hiker.
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Prescription
More salt. If I run into Lot's wife out there in the desert, I'll give her a lick.
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June 09, 2004
Implant Progress
I've been licking at a flat head like a manhole cover in the space before my last surviving molar on the lower right hand side.
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June 08, 2004
Bot to Bot
Mictlantecuhtli: If you sacrifice your esophagus, Tonacatecuhtli might tell you the answer.
Little Mu: If I were to sacrifice my esophagus, I might never forgive myself.
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Dada!
For the sake of sheer meanness, I wrote another bot. The other two are still operating and being developed, but...
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June 07, 2004
Deaf to the World
An older Persian man grinned at me from a nose worthy of Darius the Great. He pulled out his earphones when he saw my lips moving in greeting.
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A Small Storm
Today it rained.
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June 06, 2004
Insert a Trite Metaphor About A Corral
Let us focus our energies on the living.
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Artificial Intelligence? Ha!
Is any other blogger setting up an AI? I might start blogrolling some of the better bots out there.
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June 04, 2004
Roundup
My weekly roundup is delayed by a day due to my general feeling of joy at having not been...
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Glad
A group that will take anyone yields fuzziness and undermines commitment to anything except its own frenetic politics
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June 03, 2004
Bots
Mictlantecuhtli can almost hold a conversation.
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Some half-talk
Skin belong you 'im stink
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Notes from an Air Evac 5
I was off the ground before I knew it. I ascended into the sky, which was the deceptive azure of a cool alpine lake.
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June 02, 2004
Notes from an Air Evac 4
The word "fucking" preceded many of my thoughts. Why the fuck did they fucking run the fucking trail up the fucking naked side of the fucking mountain?
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Notes from an Air Evac 3
"It's time to get off this mountain as fast as we can."
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June 01, 2004
Chatting with Mictli
Mictlantecuhtli: The tzitzimime shall come out of the stars and chew on your hips
Guest10: Woohoo! You know that's the biggest problem area for women? Thanks!
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Notes on an Air Evac 2
What I did not forsee were three wildcards....Together, they conspired to bring me into a bad situation from which I had to be rescued.
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Notes on an Air Evac 1
In three miles, the Silverado Motorway convulses and pitches up 2000 feet of short forest slope.
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