April 25, 2004
Mother America
It became an issue in the poetry workshop with Sam Hamill that I attended whether America was a Fatherland or a Motherland.
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March 16, 2004
Our Boys in Green
They're strict here.
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March 06, 2004
The International Protestant Conspiracy
Will someone please tell the Bush Administration Jews to get on the schtick?
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December 23, 2003
Chat Challenges
There are a couple of questions that I like to spring on folks in chat rooms when their eyes grow blurry and they say things like "Oh, the slaves were so well treated. So much better than the working people". Or "We need a free market, absolutely devoid of governmental inference.
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December 22, 2003
Orange Alert
Is Bush so insecure about his popularity ratings that he's trying to upstage the news that on Thursday Christ was born in Bethlehem 2003 years ago?
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December 14, 2003
A Coming War
Is it only a matter of time before we invade the Carlyle Group?
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December 10, 2003
Libertines: We Do Good for Society
We don't promote greed. What we do is take the money where it cannot be used by pressure groups for their own narrow purposes and give it to people who we can trust.
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December 04, 2003
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November 15, 2003
Word of an Attack on America
Here in our nation at war, in this neighborhood only ten miles from the Pacific Ocean where the sampans and the dhows could land and end our freedom forever, sabotaging clouds bombarded us with spikes of rain.
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November 04, 2003
Things were different in the 1950s
During the 1950s, high school seniors could watch stag films, get drunk, and dance with "pert" and "plucky" girls and not have a hard on!
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November 02, 2003
I joined!
Void where prohibited (coming soon in the United States as soon as they repeal the First Amendment!)
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October 02, 2003
A New Pledge by Ahnold
"If elected, I promise to go nowhere where I might meet a woman without Maria Shriver handcuffed to me. I...
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September 30, 2003
What are We Going to DO about Illegal Citizens?
If those who live here without INS approval are "illegal aliens", then those who do not register for the draft are "illegal citizens".
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September 22, 2003
Econo Eyes
Get these cool glasses and you, too, can see the total reality of the Economy!...
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September 18, 2003
Conservative Affirmative Action?
I actually think this is a great idea because students instinctively hate professors regardless of the tradition.
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September 17, 2003
Real Men Don't Use Tin Cans
I bet Denis Boyle has never eaten acorn gruel! That's a real food of the land.
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September 12, 2003
Another Perversion of Founding Thoughts
It seems to me that the CC has hit on a way to bring moneychangers into the virtual temple.
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September 11, 2003
Very Popular with Himself
The top spender in the recall so far is Arnold Schwartzenegger ($6,333,351). His largest contributor is himself at $4,050,000. To...
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August 30, 2003
Hell, Give Me A Chance
First thing I will do is instruct the state attorney general to investigate Dick Cheney and Enron. Supoenas are being typed up even as I write this.
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August 19, 2003
A Tip for My Inner Critics
I'm overdue for the silent treatment
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It was in The New York Times....
It's got to be true, right?
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July 30, 2003
Realization
There's no surer way to stop comments than to stand up for yourself and say "excuse me, but not on...
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July 28, 2003
Working in Iraq
What's this? A THREE HOUR WORKDAY? And everything is paid for by the U.S. Government? Why, I think this is an idea whose time has come! Let's bring it to America! What's good enough for the Iraqis is good enough for me!
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June 14, 2003
I didn't feel the earthquake?!
California geography seems to have changed since I went to sleep last night....
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April 21, 2003
Whistle....
Saddam Hussein's Minister of Information declares war to be won.
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April 17, 2003
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December 20, 2002
Does this prove I'm Psychic?
OK, the official pre-viewing spoilers on the second part of The Lord of the Rings is out here at Pax Nortona.
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December 19, 2002
Next: Survivor, Silicon Valley
People may actually be getting bored with all these wilderness experiences.
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November 17, 2002
For Kevin....
Kevin says that that mundane activities can be interesting.
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November 13, 2002
Temptation
It was ever so tempting, while entering names and information from my Mythology and Folklore of Death site, to include a few contemporaries among the death gods and their henchmen.
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October 24, 2002
Rule 17
Whoever posted the topic in Dalnet #politics the other day needed to apply Rule 17 from Strunk and White's The Elements of Style, which is "Omit needless words."
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October 05, 2002
Send me to Iraq if You Dare
The deal is this: if I raise $5,000 by January 1, 2003, I will go to Iraq. Expect blogging like I did back in 1992 when I went to Croatia and Serbia. If I don't hit $5,000, I will keep the money for myself. If I raise $10,000, I'll invite Thymewise to accompany me. Fair deal?
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