July 20, 2004
Pig Fish
This is why we yell at people who drive Hummers. They are the pig fish in the mixed tank who will cause us all to perish.
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July 08, 2004
Deer Trails
Summer has yellowed the grass and the deer have flattened it along the courses they love to run.
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July 05, 2004
Baby Bird
Oh little fellow. The world waits to eat you.
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July 01, 2004
Deer in Sleepy Hollow
Bob told me "You have to stop and look."
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June 22, 2004
Lion in Wait?
It was about ten to twenty yards south of the Sleepy Hollow entrance that I saw faint tracks in the dust on the left side of the road.
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June 12, 2004
Growling
A low growl burbled behind me.
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June 07, 2004
Deaf to the World
An older Persian man grinned at me from a nose worthy of Darius the Great. He pulled out his earphones when he saw my lips moving in greeting.
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May 26, 2004
I Will Not Surrender My Joy
In my head I shall keep these images as the reason for my struggle.
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May 24, 2004
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Chaparral Hiking Tips
Those paths leading off the main roads and up steep slopes aren't "Indian trails". The Indians weren't so stupid as to make their life difficult. Those are Stupid American trails.
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May 22, 2004
Swarm and Splendor
The weird wildlife encounter of the day was a swarm of bees which covered an area the width of a basketball in the middle of the road.
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May 21, 2004
Signs and Solitude
Like Maria of alembic, I discount these sightings as signs.
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May 16, 2004
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May 15, 2004
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May 12, 2004
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May 11, 2004
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May 10, 2004
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May 09, 2004
Teaching Fear
It was only seven inches long from nose to tail, one of this spring's first kits.
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A Garter Snake
When I heard a continuous hiss without the tiny foot steps and without the heavy-bodied pushing of the grass, I looked immediately....
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May 08, 2004
The Sun and The Moon
Did men seize on the Sun out of Womb Envy?
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May 01, 2004
The Swarm 2
The Bee Man came just before five. He'd cleared out seven hives before he came to ours.
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April 29, 2004
A Swarm
Nature's come to our condominium. An Africanized honey bee queen found a crack beneath our Spanish tile eaves and set up court.
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April 27, 2004
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April 24, 2004
War of the Sugar Bush
We thought it was injured.
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Cussed Snake at Holy Jim
"Did you get a picture of it?" Lynn asked.
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April 21, 2004
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April 20, 2004
Feeding the Birds
I'm part of the property now and it's my task to feed.
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April 06, 2004
Crows
Crows have taken over a tall pine tree a short block away.
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March 17, 2004
Duel
A red-tail hawk attempted to settle down atop one of the long-leafs. Two crows swirled about him, pecking.
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March 14, 2004
Sleepy Hollow, Whiting Ranch Wilderness
I am an atheist when it comes to the existence of the lower pond.
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March 11, 2004
Felis Concolor at Whiting Wilderness 4
On Tuesday, I went for a walk along the Sage Scrub Trail. There, preserved in the hardened mud along that mountain biker-eroded canyon, I saw a series of about ten tracks.
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February 12, 2004
Homo Sapiens at Whiting Ranch
The only sound I heard was the wind tumbling off the mountain, hustling through the chaparral, and rushing through the arroyos and the gleaming industrial park at the mouth of the canyon to make a date with the ocean.
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January 22, 2004
Winter Closure Continues at Whiting Ranch
Yellow police tape and red signs remain looped around the area following this month's earlier mountain lion attack. I suspect that bikers are ignoring the signs.
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January 11, 2004
My Mountain Lion
Was this my lion, the lion that I frightened off last October?
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January 09, 2004
Felis concolor at Whiting Ranch Wilderness 3
We can and will learn from this. My sincere condolences to the family of the victim, to the woman who was mauled, and the two survivors of the incidents.
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Felis Concolor at Whiting Ranch Wilderness 2
Think of it: a biker never stops to look. He is always on the move, always -- in the eyes of the lion -- fleeing. It's like dragging a piece of red yarn in front of your cat. It's going to induce it to pounce.
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December 08, 2003
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December 06, 2003
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December 05, 2003
Two People Framing an Excursion
Fifty steps down into Whiting Wilderness, I saw a tiny monogamous or perhaps unmarried California Mouse crossing the trail.
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November 28, 2003
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November 26, 2003
Hooray for Hollywood
One of the signs of late autumn in Southern California is the eruption of the red berries of the Toyon bush, also known as the Christmas Berry or Hollywood. This is the plant that gave the subdivision its name.
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November 14, 2003
Bighorn Sheep
I have never seen a bighorn in the wild. Together with a sighting of pronghorn antelope, it remains an elusive thrill for me.
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November 07, 2003
Sycamores
Sycamores or alisos as they are known in Spanish are a favorite shade tree in my neighborhood and they grow wild in the creek bottoms.
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November 06, 2003
Sleepy Hollow
I took a walk today through the underlight of Sleepy Hollow, a dusky green vale that begins a seasonal run of water to the sea in Whiting Wilderness.
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November 01, 2003
Solar Cloud
I remember looking at the sun through the fumaroles earlier this week while I was out walking in Whiting and seeing a couple of definite spots on the surface.
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October 31, 2003
Utah Travel Diary 9
I have no quarrel with cows other than their habit of manufacturing fuel for fires in a most unappetizing display of foot-wide olive galaxies.
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October 29, 2003
Utah Travel Diary 8
The cottonwoods undulate outside....the blue light from without. How wonderful it would be if it flowed and had substance. How great it would be if you could have Crater Lake in a cup.
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A Hawk and Smoke
The only creature I saw other than tiny lizards at Whiting on my walk yesterday was a lone red-tailed hawk.
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October 28, 2003
Formica
The scarlet toyon or "hollywood" berries had begun to show themselves along the fringes of Sleepy Hollow and I had stopped to look at them when I realized that my ankle stung slightly.
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October 24, 2003
Deer, Puma Tracks, and Dead Rabbits
I came upon a park ranger who was deciding what to do with a dead rabbit. It had clearly been killed and chewed.
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October 23, 2003
Moody Mountain Lions and Coyotes
I told my neighbors about seeing the mountain lion the other evening.
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October 22, 2003
Cryptobiotic Crust
It's an unnerving feeling to realize that if you blunder off the trail in a desert park or just about anywhere, one footstep can destroy a population rivalling Manhattan.
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October 20, 2003
Felis concolor at Whiting Ranch Wilderness
A sound like breaking tinsel as the body burst out of the grass along the road's edge. A face: white cheeks, black nose and eyes, tan fringes.
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October 16, 2003
Utah Travel Diary 3
An elderly hiker examines a boulder. Another fellow says "Very nice, actually. Very nice." He tries to circle the pond by way of the talus.
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October 13, 2003
Thanks
maximilian sunflowers I've had a great time as a guest blogger here. It's been a chance to do some...
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October 01, 2003
Super Rats!
Will these super rats find a way into adjacent Central Asian Republics? Will they spread into Afghanistan and force Osama Bin Laden to flee, arm-in-arm, with the U.S. High Command?
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September 03, 2003
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August 23, 2003
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August 13, 2003
Autumn
And when autumn finally arrived, it looked little different from summer when you stood under the elderberries and gazed across the oak-glutted arroyos.
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August 05, 2003
Usurper at the Feeder
The top hummingbird met his match today.
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August 03, 2003
Birdbrained Evolution
Evolution leads to stupidity, purblindness, that endures just as long as it allows the individual organisms to breed.
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August 01, 2003
Why Blog?
There seem to be two reasons people give for blogging: to change minds and to get laid.
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July 30, 2003
Hummingbird on Patrol
When my cousin Anne was four, she used to call them "hunting birds".
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July 21, 2003
Bat in Belfry
Lynn nearly walked into it, a three inch long fur blimp with eight inch wings.
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July 07, 2003
Ridgeline
In the evenings, rabbits -- Western cottontails -- come out of the coyote brush and dine on the lawn.
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June 27, 2003
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June 24, 2003
Organ Pipe Cactus NM, 1990
I remember a night at Organ Pipe Cactus NM when I walked out to the edge of the campground, starchart in hand, partly to see what I could make out of the distant suns overhead, partly to leave Lynn resting in peace.
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June 17, 2003
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June 16, 2003
The East Coast of Crete
We went because there was a Minoan palace, one of the grand stone halls they built when they dreaded pirates who were hung like bulls splashing in from the sea and raping their bare-breasted queens.
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June 09, 2003
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June 08, 2003
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Mockingbird Nest
I wandered into a blog where a conversation about a mockingbird nest was going on recently. I've lost the address....
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June 07, 2003
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June 02, 2003
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June 01, 2003
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May 29, 2003
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May 28, 2003
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May 27, 2003
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May 26, 2003
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May 25, 2003
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May 23, 2003
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Insect Names
The lives of these insects is a matter beyond their names that deserves personal study
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May 20, 2003
Ebb Tide
Smoky rocks turned ashen as the sun scraped the water off their granitic shellbacks.
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May 19, 2003
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May 15, 2003
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May 13, 2003
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May 12, 2003
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Roadkill
Crickets clicked constantly wherever we went in the grassland. They went silent only if I stopped too near them or if that other sound -- the sound of the wheeled locusts who are death to the mice, the snakes, the lizards, and the gleaming oil black bombadier beetles who try to cross these roads.
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May 11, 2003
LocalHikes.Com reporter
So far I have two hikes that I have covered.
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May 06, 2003
Seal of Approval
Let's take up a collection to bring him here and drop him on I-5 during rush hour
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May 01, 2003
Manroots and Cheeseweed
If we're going to write about California, we should know our native plant life. And the names -- the names alone -- should startle and excite the imagination.
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April 28, 2003
Dreaded Hill
Dreaded Hill rises like a great panther paw between two canyons.
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April 26, 2003
Whiting Ranch Wilderness 2003
"I've been telling him about 'the mountain lion'," he winked. "Tell him about the mountain lion."
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April 17, 2003
Deep Down
The habitable part of our condominium ends its fall from the sky at a long seam separating its concrete foundation from the tarred over asphalt of our cul de sac.
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March 31, 2003
Someone has to Speak for the Moles
Mary Beth did little grey gentlemen (and gentlewomen) the world over a disservice recently....
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March 22, 2003
Chaparral Spring
The change from night's limited visions has refreshed me.
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March 05, 2003
And Now for the Phasmatidae
As is usual in Science, the discovery upsets some currently held theories. Yes, they've changed their mind -- slightly -- again.
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February 03, 2003
Armadillo 2
Governor Jeb Bush reportedly called his brother and told him to add the goddess of good karma to the Axis of Evil because she was flagrantly using chemical weapons.
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January 31, 2003
Armadillo
California may be a more pleasant place filled with people who can count than in than Florida, but they have one up on us when it comes to wildlife.
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November 27, 2002
Just Outside the Chaparral
Every mop dog who yearns to be a wolf joins in the agonized whining.
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October 06, 2002
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September 14, 2002
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September 09, 2002
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September 07, 2002
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A Tidepool and A Feeding Frenzy
The fisherman laughed. "I've gone and upset the whole ecology," he said.
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September 01, 2002
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July 21, 2002
Don't Tell John Ashcroft About This
I do wish trees wouldn't involve me in their sex lives.
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July 15, 2002
White Buckwheat
I look outside at the sharp sandstone ridges and half domes and I feel like them -- half-clothed with "soft chaparral" like buckwheat that cracks when you pick a piece and explodes when you set a spark to it.
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