Quizzes

Those tests that purport to tell you what kind of rutabaga you are.

August 13, 2004
Che Che Che

I guess we all can't be Gandhi

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August 04, 2004
Emperor Norton Would Be Proud

Hedonist conformity denies my personhood.

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July 12, 2004
A sense of my humours

I had to laugh aloud at one multiple choice question

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My Tarot Self

Taking quizzes may be a sign of renewed life

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Teachout Cultural Concurrence Index

I am 57% percent in harmony with the tastes of the guy who compiled the list.

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July 04, 2004
Mr. Fantastic!

This was Teresa's doing...

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June 12, 2004
Analogia - Star Power?

Do you think I look like these two guys?

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June 11, 2004
Who are Buffy and Eneagram Anyway?

I keep meaning to put up a quiz, but I can't get the freaking images to work.

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May 06, 2004
What Kind of Writer Am I?

So much one can gather from answering only three questions

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April 20, 2004
My Ecological Footprint

Just about the only thing I could cut down on is food.

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April 06, 2004
Not particularly honored

I keep thinking of that Robert Browning poem that I mentioned a couple of weeks ago

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March 27, 2004
What 20th Century Poet Am I?

maria of alembic was too proud to show her picture which was that of the dreadnought Gertrude Stein.

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March 12, 2004
Moral Values Test

The BBC thinks I am a great person.

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March 11, 2004
Sanity Quiz etc.

Care to compare?

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February 29, 2004
This Time I Did Not Cheat

Sound up the trumpets! Salute me! Stars and stripes (and no wars) forever!

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February 28, 2004
Rule of Evidence?
It's Saturday and what worse way of spending the evening can you think of than spending it taking pointless quizzes,...
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February 22, 2004
Do I Dare Eat a Peach?
I did play around with this a bit before I got a result that I liked. You're Prufrock and Other...
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February 15, 2004
It's my birthday....

So I can post all the pointless quizzes and silly pictures I want!

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February 05, 2004
The Kind of Pointlessness Yule Hates

I feel good. This fits.

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January 28, 2004
Smart Selection of Presidential Candidates?

I wonder what it would be like if we voted blind like this in the primaries?

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January 13, 2004
Enterprise

I've only seen part of one episode of this series,

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January 06, 2004
A Couple of Quizzes
The dying on a mountain part is a little out of my league and I don't do pot. What Famous...
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December 16, 2003
An Honest Quiz
Nice to see a quiz maker who can admit that they don't have a box for everyone! Find Your Warped...
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December 12, 2003
Um....

And why is her nose dripping?

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December 07, 2003
I am not Violent -- Oh, Violet. OK
you are violet#EE82EEYour dominant hues are red and blue. You're confident and like showing people new ideas. You play well...
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November 28, 2003
Nabokovian Man

Whew! I am not Humbert Humbert!

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November 26, 2003
Burp

Never had one, never will. What's in it?

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November 13, 2003
Getting a Gryphon Things

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November 11, 2003
Zoned

But this is how the mind of the marketer works. He/she discriminates between "winners" and "losers" (who often have the blues for good reason.)

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October 29, 2003
For the Thrill of It

My inner child is ten years old today

My inner child is ten years old!

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September 23, 2003
Authentic Happiness Quiz
The Authentic Happiness site is designed to accompany the book by Martin E.P. Seligman. When you join, you take a...
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August 30, 2003
Bam!

I do beat myself up now and then. So it sort of makes sense.

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August 26, 2003
Yeah, that's cool

I knew that I couldn't be a hippie. I never did the drugs and I didn't have nearly enough sex with willing women.

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August 20, 2003
But I Live on the Second Floor!
You are the unnamed narrator of "Notes FromThe Underground". Due to hard times and aparonoiac and obsessive character, you have...
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August 13, 2003
It's the Wild Geese in Me

The Wild Geese were that generation of young Irish Catholic men who fled the island for the continent following its conquest by William of the Orange.

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July 27, 2003
July 25, 2003
Quaint Quiz

You know, I bet it was my answer to the last question which won me this.

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July 19, 2003
Wrong!

Atheist

When you box, you end up being wrong

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July 14, 2003
I need a leather jacket with fringes

According to this particular survey, I am an Autonomous Rebel. Or what a college friend of mine labeled "a GDI" (God-Damned Independent). Or what I have more often been called: "A Fucking Pain in the Ass".

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July 06, 2003
Burn Baby Burn?

It's the color that I like that matters!

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This means that I am allergic to myself?
What Is Your Animal Personality? brought to you by Quizilla Achoo! Good thing I shower twice daily. My own...
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June 29, 2003
I'm This Clean?

pg13

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June 19, 2003
A Fourth Best Quiz

Auditory : 50%

Visual : 50%

Left : 30%

Right : 70%

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June 17, 2003
Color Quiz

Hmmmm. I'm the king of chaos. Order?

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Nature Boy?
what decade does your personality live in? quiz brought to you by lady interference, ltd...
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June 11, 2003
The Three Best Quizzes Out There

I like these three tests because unlike the things you usually see hashed together by people at Quizilla, there's a scientific/rational basis for the results.

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June 09, 2003
I have a song to sing, oh!

You are Psalms
You are Psalms.


Which book of the Bible are you?
brought to you by Quizilla

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June 08, 2003
June 06, 2003
May 23, 2003
A Real Howl

My cat doesn't think this is true.

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May 17, 2003
Destiny! Destiny! Can't Escape Destiny!

I could deal with it.

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May 13, 2003
My X-Rating

Is this a good guy or a bad guy?

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May 10, 2003
Attempted Poetry

I shall rest easy tonight knowing that my writer friends will not be replaced by machines at any time soon

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May 09, 2003
Grinning Cheshirely

But when you need them, cats are there with an impertinent bit of advice or an observation which will have you thinking from the back side of your brain, your eyes staring at the inside of your skull and noticing that it's criss-crossed with craters and cracks like the moon.

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May 07, 2003
Stoned

You know, I was saying to myself that I was doing too many of these quizzes.

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May 03, 2003
Racket Quiz

Every question in it, I've noted, is calculated to get you looking at the dark side of your personality, to wonder if there's something wrong with you.

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May 02, 2003
Thinking Styles, Antisocialness, and Where in Hell I Belong

What the fuck do poets and salesmen have in common?

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May 01, 2003
Yeah, OK....

I look nothing like this guy. Who is that? Drew Carey or Howard Colson?

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Some Might Dispute This....

I took my Effexor before I took this quiz

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April 28, 2003
Another Writing quiz

Psssst. Crazy Tracy is a virgin!

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April 27, 2003
Do You Agree?
Three questions is all you need to answer. Came closer than many quizzes that I have taken! You are a...
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April 24, 2003
Boring Spod?

I'm an apparently intelligent, liberal, tight as fuck, seizure-inducingly boring spod!

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April 11, 2003
Almost Flattering....

I suspect I was close to being the French in the castle, though.

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April 04, 2003
But I don't want to beat Donna up!

That's the kind of sausage you buy at the grocery, folks. As for the other choice, give me tuna fish any day.

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March 25, 2003
Corners

This puts me in a corner beyond Gandhi.

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February 10, 2003
You Know, I hated Math

I am infinity

You may worship me,
but from afar

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what number are you?

this quiz by orsa
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December 26, 2002
Which SF Author are you?

Samuel R. Delany

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December 17, 2002
Another Sex Change?
If they'd asked if I was on anti-depressants, would they have given me this? Will Tanya be jealous of my...
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December 15, 2002
My Sesame Street Neurosis Is Off

I suspect that Bert and Ernie come up for a lot of the questions. Do you think the quiz designer has an agenda, maybe like having a bigger pool of gay men to draw from

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December 07, 2002
Oh Lovely....
Yes, that's a pretty good picture of my mood rendered as a landscape. Where Did Your Soul Originate? brought to...
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December 05, 2002
How Evil Am I?

And I thought the cat and Halloween would put me over the top.

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November 26, 2002
Which Christian Theologian Are You?

I'm not turning Fundie!

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November 11, 2002
Must have been the Stern Looks

Which ArchAngel are you most like?

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November 05, 2002
Eh....

I always liked Ben Franklin, myself. He was a writer, too. Why wasn't he included?

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October 30, 2002
Instant Diagnosis

I've been putting myself out lately. But you should see the number I've been doing to my fingers!

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October 29, 2002
Sexual Perversion Quiz

Well, at least I don't do Dan Quayle with a plunger.

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October 17, 2002
I am my xanax?

I am barbituates.

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October 14, 2002
What's Your Fascist Score

According to this test, I'm "a liberal airhead" (2.033333333333333), a mere third of a point better than "a whining rotter".

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October 03, 2002
August 20, 2002
You know, for once I saw this coming....
what's your order?...
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August 19, 2002
Funny. I feel more like garlic
what's your inner flower? [c] s u g a r d e w...
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August 14, 2002
This Pisses Me Off

When did I say I wasn't ever going to take one of these fucking quizzes again?

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August 07, 2002
Quiz

No, I'm not addicted.

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August 06, 2002
Desperate!
The things I find to do in the post midnight hours.... I am 69% Tortured ArtistArt is significant in my...
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August 02, 2002
The Last Forking Quiz!
Which Star-Crossed Marvel Lover Are You? OD! OD! Go take a walk Joel!...
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My favorite quiz
I call myself an agnostic, but the Belief-O-Matic quiz says that I fit in better as a Theravada Buddhist, a...
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They're doing better
What Psych-Ward do you belong to?...
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They don't have a clue
What day are you?...
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July 29, 2002
Yet Another Survey
31.25 %My weblog owns 31.25 % of me.Does your weblog own you? I'm a free man! Well, nearly....
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July 24, 2002
Another quiz the Empress is going to want to take
When it comes to being mysterious, that's what you do best. You like to leave others puzzled and speak...
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July 18, 2002
This is going to look like a gloat
What Was Your PastLife?...
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