August 10, 2004
Private Folly, Public Price
Logic would have it that Portola Road in Irvine would connect to Portola Road in Lake Forest.
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July 24, 2004
West Nile Virus
West Nile Virus killed its first California victim here in Orange County. Am I afraid?
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July 13, 2004
Tire Slashing
Police have never seen anything like it.
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June 21, 2004
The Main Divide Road
We went for a hike near Ortega Highway. I got too enthusiastic and decided to avoid the long drive over paved roads and take a short cut by way of Silverado Canyon.
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May 23, 2004
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May 22, 2004
Swarm and Splendor
The weird wildlife encounter of the day was a swarm of bees which covered an area the width of a basketball in the middle of the road.
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May 18, 2004
The Trial
Yes, she persuaded them to rape her with a pool cue and a lighted cigarette as shown in the video.
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May 17, 2004
Off Trabuco Canyon
The noise of the OHVs sandpapered our ears as we climbed the 400 foot scarp to the first mesa.
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May 15, 2004
The Road Goes Ever Onward
I gained too much weight and didn't upload any new hikes until this past week.
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April 28, 2004
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April 27, 2004
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April 23, 2004
Reverend Lou Sheldon
Reverend Lou Sheldon claims never to have said those words. Which is funny because he's said an awful lot of words like them!
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April 16, 2004
Put up a Parking Lot
As soon as we got out of the truck, a fellow riding a taxi bike asked if we needed a ride to the entrance. I declined, thinking it odd that on this night we'd been transported into a Saigon without the mortar rounds and the shrapnel.
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April 06, 2004
Narrow Exit
The Story is what we take when we don't have the courage to ask our medical insurance to allow us to see a psychiatrist or get assertiveness training.
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March 27, 2004
Dripping Cave
It's not much, just an undercut of a brief run that comes down from the neighborhood called "Top of the World".
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March 16, 2004
Our Boys in Green
They're strict here.
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March 06, 2004
Old Age Road Rage
I pulled up behind the creme-colored, old style, I'm-so-big-you-have-to-park-me-in-the-Great-Plains Cadillac at the corner of Aliso Creek and El Toro.
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March 02, 2004
Machine Politics in Orange
They sneaked in electronic voting in Orange County. When we went to the polls, the luminescent screens in their blue boxes were there.
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February 23, 2004
Amergin in Orange County
I am a street: fronted by strip malls.
I am a flood: gushing from a canyon.
I am a wind: that dries the brush.
I am an SUV: hungry for rough roads.
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February 21, 2004
Deny deny deny
Costa Mesa attorney Joe Weber wonders if the acquittal of O.J. Simpson and the falsehoods implanted concerning WMDs by George W. Bush have "somehow plant[ed] the suggestion in the public consciousness that a complete denial is the only way to go?"
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January 22, 2004
Winter Closure Continues at Whiting Ranch
Yellow police tape and red signs remain looped around the area following this month's earlier mountain lion attack. I suspect that bikers are ignoring the signs.
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January 17, 2004
Big Mouth Bob Meets Killer Dana
This being Orange County politics, the Weekly treats the race as pretty much finished by the time the March California Primary decides who will be the Republican candidate.
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January 14, 2004
Portrait of a New Rager at B&N
I looked at the loudmouth's hands. Smooth white fingers. No ring. Not surprising.
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January 11, 2004
My Mountain Lion
Was this my lion, the lion that I frightened off last October?
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January 09, 2004
Felis concolor at Whiting Ranch Wilderness 3
We can and will learn from this. My sincere condolences to the family of the victim, to the woman who was mauled, and the two survivors of the incidents.
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Felis Concolor at Whiting Ranch Wilderness 2
Think of it: a biker never stops to look. He is always on the move, always -- in the eyes of the lion -- fleeing. It's like dragging a piece of red yarn in front of your cat. It's going to induce it to pounce.
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January 07, 2004
Baby Flesh
The Weekly's selling baby flesh.
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December 17, 2003
Capitalist Engineering
This is my Orange County. A place where the needs of business outrank those of the people who live and work there, the ones who make it prosper.
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December 12, 2003
Early Nightfalls
The light doesn't end with a thunderfall or begin with a bang. I just notice that it is gone when the world turns a little too blue for seeing clearly.
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December 04, 2003
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September 19, 2003
Overheard at Arby's
"This job," said the Latino, "is a job. It's hard, very hard."
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September 03, 2003
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September 02, 2003
How We Spent Labor Day
I could not check into the motels, ride in the motorboats, or afford to hire a biplane to drag the message I wanted the beach people to see which was "You're being screwed!"
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August 25, 2003
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August 03, 2003
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July 20, 2003
Getting Out, Getting Better
Stillness, lassitude within the confines of one's house is the great enemy of sanity.
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El Toro Road
El Toro Road stretches from a point just beneath me to its intersection with Laguna Canyon Road, some 16 to 20 miles away. I do not see many pedestrians along the route.
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Sky High: GeoURL
The aerial photo fairly represents my neighborhood as screaming suburbia, a place of stucco pressed right to the edge of asphalt, where individuality is denied on the exteriors, but fervently expressed inside.
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June 30, 2003
Crossing a Creek
Neither writer nor reader should rush their exercise
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June 26, 2003
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June 08, 2003
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June 01, 2003
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May 28, 2003
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May 25, 2003
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May 24, 2003
Sulky
While making a crossing on the trail back from Holy Jim Falls, I chose to travel by means of the cemented stones on the right rather than the unsteady line of stones on the left.
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May 23, 2003
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May 20, 2003
Fifty Dollars A Day!
"Fifty dollars!" cried I. "Why Bin Laden is heavily in your debt!"
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April 20, 2003
Road Rage 2
The instructor gave me a blank, "thank you for sharing" look. As I sat back, I muttered to my seat mates "Well, there I've gone and upset all the Fundamentalists."
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April 19, 2003
Not Getting It
I wanted to stand up, point to the guy, and cry to the instructor: "Flunk that man! He's not getting it!"
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December 12, 2002
Gotta Love Orange County Bureaucracy
I can just see some office gleep seeing the flashing button on the phone and punching it off, repeatedly.
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November 15, 2002
Dove Canyon Reconsidered
Royalty for a fraction of the cost!
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November 14, 2002
Dove Canyon
Dove Canyon is one of Orange County's larger "gated communities", full of insecure elites who tell the rest of us that we have nothing to fear when they are in charge here in America.
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October 06, 2002
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September 14, 2002
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September 09, 2002
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September 08, 2002
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September 07, 2002
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September 01, 2002
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July 27, 2002
Silverado Canyon
Summer is the season of death in Southern California....
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